The Shadow Coverage Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Cooper Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.