The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
85%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cooper Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.