The Snap Count Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cooper Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.