The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Cooper Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Cooper Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
79%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Cooper Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.