The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- The QB looks at Cooper Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
78%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Cooper Jr., Cooper Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.