The Late Scratch Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The QB looks at Rice exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
82%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rice drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.