The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Rice's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Rice was due a breakout.
- Rice will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rice drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.