The Snap Count Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Rice gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
73%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rice's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.