The Inch-Short Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Rice's stadium. Only over Rice.
89%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rice's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.