The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Rice's stadium. Only over Rice.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Rice's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Rice scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.