The Hamstring Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Rice was due a breakout.
- Rice will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Rice, Rice, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.