The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Rice scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.