The Late Scratch Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Rice, Rice, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.