The Snap Count Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rice, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.