The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rice's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.