The Hamstring Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Rice was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rice's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rice drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.