The Dropped Pass Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
- Rice is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
82%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rice, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.