The Late Scratch Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“The QB looks at Rice exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rice drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
85%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rice, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.