The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“The broadcast shows Rice on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rice, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.