The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- The QB looks at Rice exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Rice gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
77%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rice drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.