The Late Scratch Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Rice will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rice's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.