The Snap Count Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Rice's stadium. Only over Rice.
80%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rice's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.