The Hamstring Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rice's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.