The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Rice gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
81%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rice drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.