The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- The QB looks at Rice exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Rice gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
78%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Rice, Rice, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.