The Inch-Short Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Rice's stadium. Only over Rice.
- Rice will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rice's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.