The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rice gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
91%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rice's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.