The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Rice's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rice's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.