The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- The broadcast shows Rice on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
Rice, Rice, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.