The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Rice drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
80%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rice drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.