The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rice is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rice's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.