The Snap Count Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Ref: "Number Rice, that's a flag." Rice: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Rice gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
Rice, Rice, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.