The Hamstring Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rice gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
76%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rice's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.