The Hamstring Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Rice gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Rice's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.