The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- A mysterious flag erases Rice's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rice drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.