The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Rice is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
82%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Rice, Rice, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.