The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
- Rice's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rice's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.