The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Rice is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
91%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rice's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.