The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
- Rice's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Rice was due a breakout.
86%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rice's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.