The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“Rice's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Rice was due a breakout.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Rice gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
89%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rice's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.