The Inch-Short Hex of Rashee Rice
Rashee Rice · KC · WR
“The QB looks at Rice exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Rice's week
- Rice tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The broadcast shows Rice on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rice drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashee Rice in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashee Rice is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashee Rice actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.