The Late Scratch Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- Odunze will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Odunze's stadium. Only over Odunze.
85%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Odunze drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.