The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Shrader will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shrader's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.