The Wide Left Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Shrader's stadium. Only over Shrader.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Shrader kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
90%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Shrader, Shrader, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.