The Late Scratch Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“A mysterious flag erases Shrader's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Shrader kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
79%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shrader's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.