The Shank Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Shrader's stadium. Only over Shrader.
- Shrader attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
77%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shrader's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.