The Wind Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- A mysterious flag erases Shrader's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shrader, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.