The Snap Count Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“The broadcast shows Shrader on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Shrader scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.