The Shank Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Shrader scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shrader's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.