The Hamstring Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Shrader is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Shrader will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shrader's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.